J*** in My Pants

Prince Swearing Off Sex

This will also go on my tabloid blog but is momentous enough to repeat here. Prince, now a devout Jehovah's Witness (like Michael Jackson) is swearing off sex until he meets the right person. He is eschewing raunchy lyrics of the past and will produce family-friendly music. He is also putting out a new coffee-table book of photos soon.

more on mellowing Prince
more on his door-to-door "witnessing"

THAT'S Rielle?!

Teenager Finds Bat in her Bra

Teenager finds bat in her bra

Don't you hate it when that happens? 19-year-old Abbie Hawkins thought the vibrations had been caused by her mobile phone (which she also keeps in her bra?) but no...

(story from JC)

Bionic Bra

Big Breasts are Out of Fashion

Politikini

Billey Ray Cyrus' kid