Katy Perry is auctioning off a chance to touch her breasts, for some charity
Kate Moss is having relationship problems with Jamie Hince and is asking Peter Dougherty for relationship advice
but isn't taking care of herself (she's 34)
Amy Winehouse is in hospital after bad drugs & is divorcing the jailbird
Peaches Geldof is airhead du jour - got married in Vegas to a guy she knew 5 minutes, has a clothing line, a tv show
and a magazine column - her dad got paid $100,000 to talk about poverty in Melbourne
