Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction | Oscar 2009 | Slideshow

Beyonce performed a medley of Oscar Show Tunes with Oscar 2009's host Hugh Jackman and had a little "wardrobe malfunction." Most people didn't even notice. But those 'seedy-sided' folks who notice such things were able to freeze-frame and zoom-in. Check out the last photo in the slideshow, below. You can pause to see if it was worth it.

Hugh Jackman's Opening Performance | Oscars 2009

Sexiest man alive Hugh Jackman is bringing some excitement and sexiness back to the Oscars with a musical opening that Mr. Oscar himself hasnt seen in the past 81 years.

Jackman's opening act included his singing about the nominated films, Slumdog Millionaire, Milk, The Reader, The Wrestler and a surprise performance with Anne Hathaway for Frost/Nixon.

Hugh brought Anne Hathaway on stage as they performed a fun duet. Who knew Anne had those pipes? We were surely impressed.

Hugh also joked about the current economic crisis and how he must contractually mention Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at least five times throughout the show. Angie found that really funny!

It was definitely a great opening! The atmosphere was relaxed and fun as the stars that were probably nervous wrecks waiting to hear if they would be taking home an Oscar.

And what's Hollywood without some shameless promotion? Jackman managed to end his number promoting his upcoming flick Wolverine.

In the end, Hugh received a standing ovation.~source

View the Video, below:

Amy Still Kicking it in Santa Lucia

Lady Ga Ga to Eclipse Madonna & All the Rest

The ‘Just Dance’ star insists there is no limit to her ambition and will not to stop working until she is more successful than her idol.

She said: “I want to be around for 25 years. I admire Madonna and Courtney Love and the way they reinvent themselves and kick a*s. I want to do that and be even bigger.”

The 22-year-old singer is prepared to sacrifice her love life to rule the charts – but admits she would find it hard to stay away from men.

She added: “I’m not interested in settling down. I just want to make music and f**k random people.”

Courtney Love is Leasing This Pad

.. for the duration of the recession

Kate Moss - Summer

Kate Moss will launch Kate Moss Summer time, a new limited edition fragrance for women, this coming April.

Summer time features notes of neroli, bitter orange, blackberry, galbanum, rose, peony, wisteria, bellflower, mahogany, tonka bean and musk.

Kate Moss Summer time will be available in 15 and 30 ml Eau de Toilette. (via

Suge Knight Beat Down | See Slideshow Below

"Big Bad" Suge Knight got beat down again! Check out the report:

For the second time in 9 months, Suge Knight got his face punched in -- and the alleged ass-beater claims to be Akon's business manager.

See the First Time Suge Knight Got Beat Down.

It all went down in a private party at the W Hotel in Scottsdale, AZ where Suge was attending a private party for NBA All-Star weekend. Cops say they were called to the scene by hotel security who warned about a brewing fight between two groups in the VIP area.

According to the Scottsdale PD website, when cops arrived, they saw a man punch the victim -- aka Suge -- two times in the head." Officers had to break out the tasers to "quell the fight."

The suspect, Robert Carnes Jr., was charged with one count of felony aggravated assault -- they ruled it a felony "due to the severity of the victim's injuries." Another man was also arrested and charged with one count of misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

According to the Scottsdale PD, "Carnes reported to officers that he is employed as the business manager for singer 'Akon.'"

Suge was transported to a local hospital and treated for facial injuries.

UPDATE: Akon's people tell us, "Akon had already left the party and was in his hotel room at The W when the incident occurred."

UPDATE: Akon's publicist released the following statement about Robert Carnes Jr., the guy accused of beating Suge's ass: "He is not Akon's business manager, David Bolno is. He is with Akon's camp."~TMZ

Read the Scottsdale PD arrest report, below:

"At about 3:30 AM, police were called to a private party on the second floor (pool area) of the W Hotel. Hotel security personnel called police when they became concerned that there would be a fight between two groups of guests having heated words in the VIP area. Officers arrived and watched a group of about 6-8 guests exiting the VIP area. They saw one person, later identified as Robert Carnes Jr., punch the victim in the head two times. Officers deployed Tasers to quell the fight that erupted. Officers arrested CARNES Jr. and ANDERSON for assault and disorderly conduct. The victim was transported to SHC-Osborn hospital where he was treated for facial injuries. CARNES Jr. reported to officers that he is employed as the business manager for singer "Akon".

Both suspects were booked into Scottsdale City jail and are being held in custody.

ANDERSON is charged with 1 count of misdemeanor Disorderly Conduct. CARNES Jr. is charged with 1 count of Felony Aggravated Assault. (Felony charge is due to the severity of the victim's injuries.)"~TMZ

Chris Brown Speaks Out | Video

Chris Brown has broken his silence by telling of his sadness and sorrow over the alleged assault of his girlfriend Rihanna. However, most folks responding to this unfortunate incident are either on the "Brown Team" or the "Rihanna Team." And, a lot of celebrities have made remarks about the alleged attack on Rihanna. Will Smith and his wife Jada have offered their support to both Chris and Rihanna. Jay-Z said that we should support Rihanna because she is very young and going through a lot right now. Kanye West said that he views Rihanna like a "little sister and he would do anything to help her get on with her life.

Chris Brown's father has spoken out and said that Chris is a good person and his son is remorseful. While most of the remarks we've seen have been more in support of Rihanna, actor Terrence Howard said that he supports Chris Brown and would be willing to listen to him if he wanted to talk about things.

Both Rihanna, 20, and Chris Brown, 19, are super-talented artists. After Chris Brown faces the music next month in court and completes his 'punishment time,' whatever that will turn out to be, the two should be able to continue in their careers and have long and happy lives. Rihanna and Chris Brown need professional counseling.

Jacko May Have Staph or MRSA

.. supposed to be taking IV drip ..

Courtney Love Says Every Time You Buy A Nirvana Record You Are Supporting a Zionist Cabal

Mickey Rourke - "I'd Rather Be On A Desert Island With A Gorilla Than Date Courtney Love"

Winehouse in Hospital

Santa Lucia .. ran out of medicine used to not take drugs .. but drinking heavily and smoking spliffs

Beth Ditto Still Hanging Around With Kate Moss

Falling Models

Jay Z vs Chris Brown | Video

Chris Brown's problems over the Rihanna incident continue. Her mentor Jay Z has been said to be furious, and wants a word with Mr. Brown. Get the details here. Plus find out about the text message that might have started it all.

Chris Brown Damage Control | Video

Now Chris Brown and his "peeps" are in the 'damage control' mode. Brown's image has been tarnished with a possible charge of felony assault, and his allegedly making criminal threats. There are so many rumors going around about how this argument started and to what extent Rihanna was battered and bruised. But, whatever the truth there is, it does not look good for the golden couple, especially for Chris Brown. He and Rihanna need counseling and they need to take their time getting back on to the road of success in the entertainment industry.

Singer Chris Brown faces legal ramifications for allegedly striking girlfriend Rihanna. But what about the court of public opinion? Hollywood 411 talks to top publicist Howard Bragman about Chris' future in the public eye.

Allison Mosshart Still Does not Want Kate Moss on Stage with the Kills

not in England

not in Australia

not anywhere

Amy - Parents Take Over Money / She Smokes Spliffs Then Works Out

There are no good pictures that aren't old stock.

From my reading, she is in the Caribbean getting off hard drugs and will make an album in Jamaica.
I have records of her doing "Monkey Man" and "Cupid" so know she can do reggae and ska in her sleep.

Her parents are taking care of her money and royalties and Blake won't get a time.

The 10 spliffs in the morning are no problem because they keep her off crack, heroin and booze and
then she works out with a tough trainer in the afternoon.

She is going to be looking good and singing good, I guarantee it.

Apesma's Lament: Seattle's Slimy Underbelly Gets A Good Licking

Apesma's Lament: Seattle's Slimy Underbelly Gets A Good Licking

Madonna and the Baby Jesus | Video

Madonna was spotted having lunch recently with her new boy toy Jesus Luz. Who is this guy? Well... he is a gorgeous 22-year-old Brazilian model.

It's always nice to add a new one to the family. . . . Way to go Madonna!

Check out the latest Celebrity report and video. You'll love it:

Kate Moss Heads to Hollywood - to "Act"

While Amy Was in St. Lucia, Burglers Nicked Five Axes & a Flat Screen TV!

Courtney Love Dyed Her Hair

I am back from vacation and the Inauguration and return to blogging.