Kim Kardashian's Cellulite

Courtney Love Says Pam Anderson is Broke

Here they are - weren't we reading about pig farms today?

"Pam Anderson doesn't even have a credit card," ... "And she lives in Paradise Cove - which is in Malibu, but it's a trailer park in Malibu" - so says Courtney

As for who is broke ..

Courtney Love is claiming that the money she inherited from her late husband Kurt Cobain after his death in 1994 has been stolen. According to Love's lawyer, Rhonda J Holmes, as much as $530m (£360m) may have been looted by unscrupulous investors acting on the singer's behalf.

"I have never seen such greed and moral turpitude. This case is going to make Bernard Madoff look warm and fuzzy," Holmes told the New York Post.

When moving men found a dead bird in a matchbox at Courtney Love’s house, they tossed it into the garbage. Apparently the dead bird was an £8,000 piece of art work and Love is said to be “blazing mad” about it.

Kate Moss & Miley Cyrus Seen in London in Almost Same Dress

Kate is said to be pregnant, has quit drinking not because of that but because
of medication for a fungal infection incurred during an unsanitary manicure
(she can afford a good one but went to a sleazy one.)

She also ripped out the side of that expensive dress later that night.

Amy Update

Amy's dad rushed to the Caribbean to see her after her burn.
She is 5 million pounds poorer this year due to the recession -
has not done a third album.

Here she is wearing two pairs of pants.

Amy Winehouse Burned Whilst Cooking Pasta

Back Off Fuckers

Branson with Nude Model

Non Exemplary Beach People

Val Kilmer, Jack Nicholson, Giorgio Armani, Simon Cowell

Madonna Falls off Horse

(old news, second time for her, blames paparazzi)

Miley Cyrus Believes in Gay Marriage

Turtle

Jamie Foxx Apologizes To Miley Cyrus

Jamie Foxx is an a-hole! How dare he and his "posse" pick on a 16-year-old girl, Miley Cyrus. She said she was just kidding about being pissed-off at Radiohead for not wanting to meet her backstage. She said something like she was going to 'ruin their career' but right after saying that she laughed and said, 'just kidding.'

If this is the way Jamie Foxx wants to get Global attention again, since obviously the Oscar winning actor's career is going South, he got it alright. However, it might not have the effect he thought it would. Remember: Any publicity is not always good publicity. Jamie Fox is a jerk...


But...

the actor formally apologized to the Disney star during an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night (April 14).

“Did you say something inappropriate?” the host asked Foxx.

“Yeah. I so apologize to [Cyrus], and this is sincere,” he responded. “I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it. And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far.”

Foxx’s rant sparked outrage after he said that 16-year-old Cyrus should “make a sex tape and grow up,” during a chat on his satellite radio show.

“We’re really the black Howard Stern. We go at everybody. There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously. You know I’m a comedian. You know my heart,” he continues.

Staring down the barrel of the camera, Foxx addresses Cyrus saying, “Miley, I apologize, so I’ll call you. I got a daughter too, so I completely understand.”~source

Marilyn Chambers - Behind the Green Door Now

Busted! Phil Spector

murderer

Kanye West Is A Gay Fish | South Park Video

Kanye West says he is ready to change his arrogant ways. He said that South Park's portrayal of him was funny but it sort of hurt his feelings and made him aware of his 'abrasive' behavior. Anyway, you can read, below the South Park video, Kanye West's response statement to South Park's video.

It is funny: "You're a Gay Fish." Check it out below:

This is Kanye West's response from his blog. He wrote it in all CAPS:

SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT'S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF "I TOLD YOU SO!!!" IT'S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU'RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE'S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I'M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I'M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I'M SURE THERE'S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS... THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S ME.~source

Britney Spears: Don't Smoke Pot Vancouver!

(walks off stage after 15 minutes, leaves crowd in the dark)

Poor Lindsay

I found a Helmut Newton I hadn't seen

Globe Says Bush Calls Condi

Michelle and Carla are Hot!

Michelle Obama gave Carla Bruni-Sarkozy a Gibson acoustic guitar.

Mpls Artists Devotes Whole Gallery to Britney

Scott Seekins is a Minneapolis artist who is obsessed with Britney Spears. Since 2001, he has devoted nearly every painting to her. He would like her to notice him. One of his former muses was Madonna (the real virgin, not Ciccone.)

Seekins feels that Britney's course runs parallel to the decline in this country. She was a Mouseketeer in an age of innocence. Seekins does not paint her bald with an umbrella. Seekins is well-known in Minneapolis for wearing black suits in winter and white suits in summer. He has done this since art school. He is famous for being famous (as a scenester.)

Here are a couple I liked, from the slideshow at the link. (Slugbug)

Kate Moss Says Her Bustline is Growing

Moss comments, “I love Michelle Obama and I think she’s absolutely amazing.”

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Kate Moss's Growing Bustline